Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 3: When Nature Calls (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) by Books Herobrine

Author:Books, Herobrine [Books, Herobrine]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Herobrine Publishing Inc
Published: 2015-03-22T07:00:00+00:00

Monday

I looked in the mirror this morning and I noticed that something was growing on my chest.

It looked fuzzy with a green and blue color to it.

“Dad, Dad! Come in here!” I yelled.

“What is it son?”

“Dad, what’s this green stuff growing on my chest?!!”

“Congratulations son, you’re growing mold on your chest.” He said. “That means you are going through puberty.”

“Poo – ber – tee? What’s that? Does that have something to do with poo?!!”

“No son. Puberty is when a young Zombie starts to become a big Zombie.”

“Soon you’ll have mold growing on your chest, back, under your arms, and your face. I even have it growing out of my ears.” Dad said.

“I’m going to have it growing out of my ears? Eeeeeww, gross!”

“Don’t worry son, you’ll get used to it.” Dad said. “Though it does get a little itchy when the bugs lay their eggs in it.”

“Also son, you’re going to see other changes as you go through puberty.”

“Like what?” I asked.

“Well, your feet are going to get bigger, so you may feel a little clumsy at times.” He said. “And one foot usually grows bigger than the other.”

“Whoa.”

“Also, son, your voice is going to start to get deeper.” He said. “Then you’ll be able to say UUUUURRRRGGGHHH! Just like your Dad.”

“Let me try…Uuuurrgghhsqueeeekkk!”

“Yep, you’re definitely going through puberty.” Dad said.

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